Umber

Umber

Yaakov’s Letter to Lilith

April 27th, 2004

Found wadded in a ball in a corner of Lilith’s quarters

My dearest Lilith:

We agreed that you could play your private games in return for services rendered, but do not interfere with my plans. If any additional dwarven prisoners die at your  hand, I shall be forced to take extreme measures against you and your pet Andar to prevent further “accidents.” This is your only warning.

Ever affectionately,

Y.

p.s. I remain unconvinced that the vermin of Nerull are willful and difficult to manage. I have stayed my hand thus far because the paladin vassal you provided is such an unexpected delight, but if they persist in ambushing my warriors, I will instruct him or one of my other minions to solve your pest control problem for you.

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